Once again the guys at Slackers.co.za do a fantastic skit with this letter:

Dear Comrad Pandora

This is a letter apologise for my seying you hev a American accident.

Your accident is actuali Britainish. My comrade tells me you are educated in the university of the Britainish. And I am also educated in the university of the South Africans in the corse degree of the law not Llb but CDL that is why I am the president of the youth league.

I tell my PA that I want to be writing this letter to you myself alone and not with the her help, because I wants to tell you how much very sorry I am about saying you must come with the fake English accident. To tell you the truth, I didn’t not write that speech by me myself. My speech writer tell me straight to krem the speech two days before. I don’t even know it will mean that I am myself sweared at you because you are like my mother, my lover, my comrade not like Phumzile who wants to join Cope You didn’t not say you are joining Cope at all, that is why I am writing I am sorry too much comrade Pandor.

I am going to tell Manhandle to make you a dinner and read the letter to you in the building of union, west wing.

NB: sorry for bad writing. I am also writing this another letter to Gatsha Buthelezi who tell me what I don’t not know myself, him say I am a ill bread brat. Why did he say I am a ill bread?

Please tell me mama what is a brat?

Yours sincerely

Yours Faithfully

Julius (Juju) Malema

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This was our hero spotted eating some humble pie after apologising to Naledi Pandor.

This from IOL.co.za

“She must use that fake accent to address our problems,” he told students.

Malema sent an apology to Pandor the next day.

“I acknowledge that the remarks I made against you were uncalled for and might have disappointed and hurt you,” it read.

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=nw20090217080553235C873257

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