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Malema Muzzled by ANC (hayibo!)

The guys at www.Hayibo.com never fail to impress. Malema muzzled, taken for walkies PRETORIA: The ANC announced yesterday that Julius Malema is no longer allowed to sing the words “shoot the boer”. He’s also not allowed to sing: “another one bites the dust”, “hit me baby one more time”, “white riot”, “bullet the blue sky”, [...]

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Malema’s Millions explained

This comes from Hayibo.com   JOHANNESBURG. The ANC has denied that Julius Malema is enriching himself at the expense of the masses, saying that he is only helping himself to tax revenue paid mainly by Democratic Alliance voters. "The ANC-voting masses contribute almost no tax revenue," explained a spokesman, "so this doesn’t really affect them [...]

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Malema tormented by racist conspiracy

This from Hayibo.com Malema tormented by racist conspiracy and not gammon instead of brain JOHANNESBURG. Tenderpreneur Julius Malema says he is not a hypocrite for publicly condemning personal enrichment while allegedly privately enriching himself, saying that there is no word for ‘hypocrite’ in the Pedi dictionary. Meanwhile he has blamed a racist media conspiracy for [...]

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Buy the Hayibo Malema Tshirt now!

Julius Malema T-Shirt He’s willing to kill for Msholozi! He refuses to debate the garden boys of the DA! He knows how to make a lady breakfast! He walks! He talks! Sometimes even at the same time! Just don’t ask him to make a bookshelf. It’s the one and only…Little Caesar! Buy now from Hayibo.com [...]

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Hayibo: Malema’s woodwork exam results

An explanation on Ju-Ju’s lacklusture matric woodwork results. This from Hayibo.com – Breaking news…Into lots of little pieces.   PRETORIA. The ANC Youth League has dismissed evidence of Julius Malema’s dismal academic career, saying that the ANCYL is “about the collective and not the individual”. However education officials have confirmed that Malema achieved an H [...]

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Hayibo!: Malema is not retarded!

This hilarious sketch comes from: Haiybo – breaking news….into lots of little pieces PRETORIA. The ANC has defended Youth League leader and prominent academic Julius Malema, saying his latest outburst in which he accused rival party COPE of being a Western puppet like Zimbabwe’s opposition party, is not evidence that he is severely retarded but [...]

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