Malema Muzzled by ANC (hayibo!)

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Malema muzzled, taken for walkies

PRETORIA: The ANC announced yesterday that Julius Malema is no longer allowed to sing the words “shoot the boer”. He’s also not allowed to sing: “another one bites the dust”, “hit me baby one more time”, “white riot”, “bullet the blue sky”, “smack my bitch up” and “obla di obla da”.

Gwede Mantashe, secretary-general of the ANC said that he and President Jacob Zuma met with the provocative leader of the ANC youth league to put a muzzle on him “and give us some peace and quiet from his incessant yapping and foaming at the mouth.”

Mantashe said the ANC is willing to take some responsibility for Malema’s behaviour. “We realise we haven’t been giving him enough exercise or feeding him right. From now on it’s Science Diet pellets and walkies every day.”

But opposition parties believe the ANC haven’t gone far enough. DA leader Helen Zille said, “Malema’s no Maltese Poodle. He shouldn’t just be muzzled, he should be neutered!”

Meanwhile, the South African media have widely reported on a threat on the AWB Rocks! Facebook fan site posted by a user calling himself Eugene’s Ghost, calling for, “that rabid dog Malema to be put down.”

The youth league leader is reportedly very disturbed by the hate speak and has requested an increase in his allowance to pay for a bigger security detail and a brand new house with a bigger jacuzzi and better electric fencing.

original here: http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/1269/Malema_muzzled,_taken_for_walkies.htm

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2 Responses to “Malema Muzzled by ANC (hayibo!)”

  1. Rainbow Nation April 9, 2010 at 2:04 am

    Yes we can all laugh at this uneducated openly racist idiot but we need to realise that the fact that he is the ANCYL president who’s behavior is not being condemned by the ruling party makes things anything else but a laughing matter. Seems like he left for Zim thinking like Mugabe and came back sounding like him (I bet after yesterdays performance Mugabe is rubbing his hands together with glee and having a good old chuckle at his apprentice). We supposed to be a nation who is reconciling and learning to all get along. There are many more uneducated black youth than there is educated and its the uneducated that relate to Malema. He’s feeding on the hardships of the poor and the materialism of the youth and turning all of them into racists. What is his aim? He agrees and supports Mugabe. Does he even realise that if he gets his way that all the countries of the world would impose sanctions against South Africa then who cares if everything is Nationalised cos it will all be worth anything anyway. The ANC needs to realise what is good for them in the long run. Malema is a hole in the boat. Plug it or we all go down together. White, Black, Indian or coloured. International trade sanctions do not discriminate against colour… (advice to all, I think we better start investing in some gold now).

  2. Name (required)katlego June 14, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    The majority of south african fully understand ANCYL Julius Mmalema.He[malema] is fighting for an economic freedom & that’s fair for all the south africans..We want share of that cake ( the cake belong to us by the way).why should the cake be enjoyed only be the minority?..we want to share what belong to us!

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