ClassicMalema Fanmail – roflol

In case you did not figure it out, or share the same IQ as Julius:
This website is NOT Malema’s official website, nor is it run by Julius himself.

Sounds absurd right, below are some emails I received:

Email: bafanam@statssa.gov.za (Copy sent)
Phone: 0829334003/ 0837575333
Website:
http://www.statssa.gov.za
Reason: Report a complaint (ok then…)

Message:
Mr Malema its work related issue can we discuss it over the phone
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You are being contacted via Classic Malema.co.za by phumi. phumi has provided the following information so you may contact them:

Email: phumishange@yahoo.co.uk
Phone: 0787658742
Website: http://
Reason: Send your very own Malema-ism

Message:
pLEASE SUPPLY ME WITH THE CONTACT DETAILS OF JULIUS MALEMA…URGENT

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Email: pendunomandla@yahoo.com (Copy sent)
Phone: 0730961949
Website:
http://www.yahoo.com
Reason: Request an education

Message:
Good dear sir ,
How are you sir
Sir can you please help me, i am intrested to do nursing i did a lot of application to department of health they refuse to take mE, becouse of my symbolise,I have a Matric plus Computer litearcy &Health care cerificates My subject
XHOSA C,
ENGLISH F,
BIOLOGY F,
HISTORY C,
AGRICULTURAL SCIENCE F,
Geography F.

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You are being contacted via Classic Malema.co.za by Julia Sisi Mangadi. Julia Sisi Mangadi has provided the following information so you may contact them:

Email: mangadij@caa.co.za (Copy sent)
Phone: 0825950523
Website: http://
Reason: Other (explain below)

Message:
Aubuti Malema, we are a Tsakani, Extension 11, Brakpan residence. I’m sending you this message on their behalf, we have a problem regarding our houses. In short, the developer applied for subsidy to build our 66 RDP houses which is Badroom, dining room, kitchen and Bathroom. There was no carpets, Electricity, ceiling etc, you know something that shows that it’s a bond house. You have to do the rest on your own. Now he produced the Bond plan to housing board. He demanded that we must pay the house in installments, because he borrowed us the money, and there’s no signature attached to show agreement between him and the owner, which he did the same to all of us. Others they paid deposit + the installments. 90% of house owner we unemployed, eaning little to can qualify for loan and pensioners. To others he took both husband and wife subsidy plus the deposit of their house. We went all over for assistance regarding this but without success. Housing Board is our biggest problem because they are now running away from us. We were having this problem since 1999.We once told our story on SABC speak out, but things are getting worse and worse because now they are evicting people, and children and old peple are suffering. I’m appealing to you to please help us. My daghter is 15 years old. She said to me i must try to find a way to inform you about our problem because you are her role model. I didn’t ask her how, because she was more comfortable. Please help us, you are our last hope.

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20 Responses to “ClassicMalema Fanmail – roflol”

  1. You have got to be kidding me!? hehehehe

    I cant wait for my own fanmail. This is too precious. Idiocy is far more widespread than first anticipated.

  2. LOL!!!!

  3. The email from Mangadij regarding the provisioning of housing is a desperate cry for help, whether it arrived in the right place or not..

    People are not idiots because they are uneducated. That is just unfortunate & those of us who have had the good fortune to have a decent eduction can thank our lucky stars we are not in the same boat as these people.

    Malema, on the other hand, has the means to enrich himself through knowledge, yet he continues to spew the biggest load of bile ever, failing to come to grips with the real world & address the bigger issues at hand. Such an influential person could be doing great good for the poverty stricken of this sad nation, yet I doubt he will take the time to enlighten himself, let alone his followers.

  4. cde julius malema, I want to express my sincere confidence about the good leadership you are providing to the youth. I know you are too strong to absorb all the insults hurled at you by these racist morons who are trying to demoralize you. They are aware that you awakaning the sleepy Africans who think voting equals total freedom.

  5. Phaahla – Rasism is when you cannot stand too be in the same presence of somebody different to you – you seem to want to be at the top of the queue, If you want too promote rasicm , then you must be one.

  6. Juju’s matric results have nothing to do with it,He is our leader we love & respect him.thanks Juju for being a fear not leader.

  7. I think the e-mail from Mangadij is a cry for help. It is truly sad that that this person calls out to the ANC for the most basic thing a human needs – shelter. Unfotunately he does not understand that the ANC and Julius are not interested in their electorate and will milk them and the country for as long as they can.

  8. FOKKIT shame

  9. @ pendunomandla,

    yeah, let me operate on someone with my F

  10. phaala, your head is too thick to absorb the things malema is doing in this country. it might be a good thing for the ANC if he is demoralised because each time he pumps his mouth, he embarrases them. You are just like one of those sleepy africans you spoke about, vuka and see what he is causing. he’s trying to turn all race’s against one another. watch out for that one, he is another mugabe in the making

  11. JUJU is a silly kaffir Oooops I mean a k4 who is robbing southafricans of their future and of any hope. Why do blacks elevate an idiot like juju or zuma to such positions. In white society this type of person would not get intop a town hall meeting let alone climb the structures of a political party and impose their brand of stupid on a whole country. With leaders like these I give sa one generation to destroy what we took three hundred years to build.
    Idiots all 48000000 of them.
    Get out of zot land before its too late.

  12. the ANC have failed their own people……BIG TIME

  13. You bunch of retarded greedy needy racist fuckwits … incapable of self reflection … what you see in Julius Malema is a reflection of YOU!

  14. This is where the acronyum – as thick as a brick manifests itself

  15. korrup@malema.com 16. Mar, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    if you support malema, please sms “lekmypoes” na 573824. sms’s cost – 28 wives, shares in a mine, mansion whilst the poor are dying etc..

  16. isn’t it funny that in the 16 years they have had the country to themselves, they couldn’t better themselves. they want to rule but yet can not speak or write properly. just a question of interest…who taught the whites to educate themselves? who taught them to be hygenic and have standards in life, respect others and look after animals…in apartheid years they worked in the houses and gardens of whites, yet they could not learn from that to be clean and tidy and look after what they work for. when i take my domestic worker home, kids as small as 2 years old run naked in the street with no mother in sight…that is not uneducated people…that is pure stupidity..then tonight she cries when her child’s body is found in a stream..they got every single thing in working order 16 years ago…where is it now???

  17. I would like Mr. Julius Malema to contact me regarding some information that i would like to send him personally. I am a Namibian and is looking forward to him contacting me through my address or over the phone which is +264814436467.
    Thanks

  18. zim is very good example of what supporting a bad leader blindly can lead to. wake up mzansi. and to think that malema is a role model to a 15 year old? (sigh)

  19. EK POES N KAFFER OP 15. Aug, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    julius is a animal abortion, he will fuck this whole country up if he gets his way, wich i hope he doesnt. but he might, any thing is possible , we even had a prisoner for a president ( 3 x ) a rapist (x1) and a thieve (x1) in 16 years period.

    only in africa

    kaffirs like to suffer, why else would they always elect the dumbest, most uneducated, most greedy, most blood thursty abortion to rule them? they want to complain , they want to struggle and when its time to bitch about it , they blame everything on mr. whitey.

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